you guys were way drunker than both of me
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
