OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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