Nicole vs. Life
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
