ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
