Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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