Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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