I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Brb crying the tears of my youth
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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