college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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