Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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