Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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