honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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