D3 body, D1 cock
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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