It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just gift wrapped bread.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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