I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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