Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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