I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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