Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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