Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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