these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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