If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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