We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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