I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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