Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
