Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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