Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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