Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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