Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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