i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
