There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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