She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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