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I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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