It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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