U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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