Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
