The maid of honor just puked.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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