I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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