nut hugger
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Randomize