quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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