if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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