so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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