Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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