And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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