thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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