Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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