I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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