Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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