Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
