I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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