covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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