Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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