it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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