Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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