how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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