worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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