i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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