My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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